Why aren't there more Satanist questions?

Like which demons do you think are the cutest, or do you think Satan uses a loufah or a sponge? Is it because Satanists can't agree on things because they have no interest or need to organize? Is it because the term "Satanist" is thrown around to mean anything from some goofy biker dudes listening to 70s rock to obnoxious 80s-90s TV villains who abuse animals and suffer from chemical addiction? Or is it just because Satanists have better things to do than waste time on this ridiculous website?