Number 2 pencils are the best, aren't they!?

My school only accepts number 2 pencils, so they must be the best. I got this way cool one the other day at the candy store. It had cool bicycles all over it. I asked the guy if it was a #2 pencil and he looked it up. It was so I bought like 3 of them. My teacher was like all mad and asked if they were #2 pencils. I just glared at her a fired back, "you bet your sweet backside they are." Well I got a bit carried away and didn't actually call it a backside, so I got sent to the principle's office. I was so mad I threw those pencils across the room before I left. Now that I'm over it I'm gonna go buy some more. Man those were some cool bicycles pictures on those pencils.